Sayings for Saturday - Complete Randomness

I've told you all before how I absolutely love quotes and sayings...for whatever reason, I just have a love for words:) I haven't posted completely random quotes in a while, so here are a few of my most recent finds:

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~John Shirley

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~e.e. cummings, 1955

He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. ~Raymond Hull

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown

If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found. ~Author Unknown